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You may wonder why we're quoting a Will Smith song. One, it's a song that one associates with the city (CSI: Miami itself used it once). Two, it sums the bilingualism of the city pretty nicely. Miami is the most Latin city in the U.S.- with 66% plus of the residents speaking Spanish as their first language. 34% of the city's population are of Cuban descent; there are more Cubans living in Miami-Dade County than in any city except Havana.^note The City of Miami is artificially small, and not a fair comparison, as the Miami urban area extends well beyond city limits. See more below.

Before we go on, we should mention that although there is in fact a city in Florida law called the City of Miami, whenever people talk about "Miami", they're really talking about Miami-Dade County. This is because the City of Miami, for various historical and legal reasons, has had limited room to expand its borders, and is therefore very small geographically—35.68 square miles of land (for comparison, Washington, D.C., which has about 200,000 more people, has about 20 more square miles of land). On the other hand, none of this has stopped actual construction of city-like development outside the city's official borders, and as such Miami-Dade County consists of two things: areas that are basically city, and swamp. Nobody lives in the swamp, or goes there, or cares about it (except for alligators, environmentalists, criminals, and madmen); whenever you talk about Miami-Dade, you're talking about the urban area where everyone lives. Besides Miami-Dade, the Greater Miami area includes Broward and Palm Beach counties.

Miami is felt to be an intrinsically cool city - MTV loves the place, it's associated with the whole US Spring Break tradition and there are number of TV shows set there. Behind the camera, Miami is a major US media production center, especially for Spanish-language media, and is also widely known for music. Not to mention this is where Dave Barry lives, which instantly ups the cool level a bit.

The city also has a darker underbelly, especially in the 1980s, where works like Scarface (1983) and the hit '80s TV show Miami Vice were based off the major cocaine problem the city was dealing with at the time. The documentary Cocaine Cowboys covers the Miami drug war extensively. Today, the city is a common location for The First 48. Only in Florida, indeed.

As far as sports are concerned, Miami's on a shorter end of the stick - the Miami Marlins only made the playoffs four times in their comparatively brief existence (but won the World Series the first two times), and the Miami Dolphins last won a Super Bowl in 1973 (though they are one of few repeat champions, having won in 1972 beforehand, where they put up the only undefeated season in NFL history). The Miami Heat are their go-to powerhouse, having won three championships in their history, including two in a row in 2012 and 2013. The Florida Panthers have been the inverse, always managing to fizzle out^note They actually made the Stanley Cup Finals in just their third year of existence, but had a 26-year drought of winning anything after that, in a league where over 50% of teams make the playoffs. In 2022 they actually won the President's Trophy for best regular-season record and finally got out of the first round... only to be immediately crushed by the juggernaut cross-state Tampa Bay Lightning. In 2023 they made it back to the Finals... only to be crushed in five games by Vegas. before they won their first ever Stanley Cup in 2024 while avoiding a blown 3-0 lead disaster. On the collegiate side, the Miami Hurricanes were the dominant college football team of The '80s, but haven't won a national championship since 2001. Most recently, the area added a Major League Soccer team in 2020, Inter Miami CF. Inter is playing in Fort Lauderdale for now, but is set to open a new stadium in Miami-Dade in 2026. One symptom of the Miami area being spread out is that many of the Miami teams don't play in Miami proper; the Dolphins play in Miami Gardens and the Panthers play in Sunrise. The University of Miami is actually in Coral Gables, while its football team shares Hard Rock Stadium with the Dolphins.

It should be noted that there is contention between Miami-Dade County and the rest of Florida, springing mainly from the Miami attitude that they are the only part of Florida worth a tinker's damn. In particular, Tampa loves to remind people that its Nielsen media market rank (11) is higher than Miami's (18), though that depends on a bit of a technicality.^explanationSouth Florida is split into two media markets: Miami and West Palm Beach, even though the Census Bureau designates it as a single metro area. If they were combined into a single media market, it would rank in the top 10.

Also known for having some of the worst drivers in the nation. You DO NOT want to be on the road during rush hour.

Miami in fiction:

Films — Live Action

• Ace Ventura: Pet Detective lives and primarily works in Miami.
• Bad Boys (1995) and its sequels.
• The Birdcage: Specifically in South Beach.
• Fair Game (1995)
• Invasion U.S.A. (1985)
• Iron Man 3: Air Force One is destroyed by the Mandarin's forces above Miami, causing all the President's staffers to be sucked right out. Luckily, Tony Stark arrives in time to save them from falling to their deaths and places them in strait the divides Miami from Miami Beach.
• James Bond:
  • Goldfinger: Bond (Sean Connery) has a stay at the Fontainebleau Hotel on Miami Beach, as well as a card game against Auric Goldfinger and the invokedSignature Scene of Jill Masterson being killed and painted in gold.
  • Thunderball: The Final Battle takes place underwater in the ocean off Miami as SPECTRE lieutenant Emilio Largo tries to smuggle a nuclear bomb to destroy the city.
• Miami Vice, of course.
• Moonlight (2016)
• Scarface (1983)
• Transporter 2
• True Lies: The climax of the film takes place in the Florida Keys and Miami.

Literature

• The "Michael Shayne" series of detective novels, starting with Design for Death in 1939 and continuing for nearly 40 years. The series, and particularly the early novels like The Private Practice of Michael Shayne, paint a vivid picture of Miami's criminal underworld in World War II and the early post-war era.

Television — Live Action

• Austin & Ally, CSI: Miami, Dexter, The Golden Girls and Jane the Virgin - All five of the shows took place in Miami, but were actually filmed in Los Angeles.
• Burn Notice - Shot in Miami and environs; the permanent set is in Coconut Grove^note The demolition of said set has resulted in frequent location shooting for the show's final season.
• Magic City - Shot in Miami and set in 1959.
• Miami Vice - duh.
• Narcos - deals about the Miami drug problem during the 1980s and its connection with Colombian drug cartels.
• In the late 90s/early 2000s, Barry Diller (founder of Fox) decided to replicate the format pioneered by Citytv in Toronto, by way of the over-the-air TV affiliates of the Home Shopping Network, which he owned at the time (along with the USA Network). The result was WAMI "Whammy" 69, which only lasted until 2001, when Diller decided to sell out and sold the USA Broadcasting stations to Univision (which used the stations as the nucleus for secondary network Telefutura/UniMas). It's mostly remembered as a place where Daniel Tosh got his start.

Music

• Miami is either an area of glitz and glamour, a seedy inner city- or both. It is home to the Ultra Music Festival, an annual EDM music festival held every March.
• There's a surprisingly large amount of rappers and hip-hop artists from Miami (although it's not necessarily to same level as cities like Atlanta, Chicago and especially New York City). This includes acts such as Pitbull, Trina, 2 Live Crew (and their most well known member Uncle Luke), City Girls, and Rick Ross, among others. There are also several rappers from the Fort Lauderdale area, such as XXXTentacion and Kodak Black.
• The Criteria Studios in North Miami opened in 1958 and is still one of the most revered recording venues in the music business. Famous songs recorded there include "I Got You (I Feel Good)", "Layla", "Midnight Rider", "We're an American Band", "Hotel California", "I Want Candy" and "Jack & Diane". Eric Clapton's 461 Ocean Boulevard was recorded there and was named after the address of the nearby house he rented during the sessions.
• It had a reputation as a center for Disco in The '70s. TK Records and its flagship artist KC & The Sunshine Band were based in the area, and The Bee Gees recorded their first disco album Main Course at Criteria.

Video Games

• Battlefield Hardline: Set in Present Day and described as Miami Vice meets Battlefield''.
• Vice City in the Grand Theft Auto series is basically Miami and the Florida Keys with the serial numbers filed off.
• Scarface: The World Is Yours: Video game sequel of the film with similar elements to GTA Vice City.
• Total Vice: Has a level set in Miami.
• Resident Evil: Outbreak: Kevin Ryman's epilogue in File #2 has him talking on the phone about getting a new job in Miami before riding off into the horizon.
• Miami Shark has you play as a shark devouring people/animals and destroying stuff in Miami. The game had a number of follow-ups themed around other cities or specific time periods.
• Quite obviously, Hotline Miami and its sequel, Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number, though the story in the latter also moves beyond Miami at times.
• Hitman 2 has a mission set at a fictional race circuit in Miami where you assassinates an arms dealer and his racer daughter.

Web Original

• 1983: Doomsday: Miami and the metropolitan area is destroyed by Soviet nuclear missiles. The damage extends to Fort Lauderdale to the north and Key West to the south.
• Protect and Survive: A Timeline has a spin-off called Protect & Survive Miami: End of Watch which details a detective and his partner taking down drug lords in Miami in the days leading to the exchange. One user has commented that is basically Narcos meets Miami Vice meets The Day After or Threads.